This trailer does address some of my complaints after the first trailer: firstly, it contains more hints of color. Secondly, we see sunny scenes and/or daylight. And thirdly, there is a much more coherent picture of the story. All right, not bad.
New actors are also revealed. Tom Holland as Odysseus’ son Telemachus is a pleasant surprise (with no unnecessary buckles, it seems, which is another source of joy). He plays young people quite well, as far as I can tell; I do hope he won’t be typecast as a bumbly youth forever. Robert Pattinson’s Antinous—one of Penelope’s suitors—seems to be as smily a ball as he is in the original. It’s also nice to see Charlize Theron as Calypso.
That’s not all, however. According to IMDB, Zendaya plays the goddess Athena and Lupita Nyong’o Helen of Troy. Very nice! It should be interesting to see Mia Goth as Melantho, but how small or large they will make the role remains to be seen.
And there’s a puppy! Whether the puppy, the women, and the increased color will be enough to offset all of the angsty, dark, toxic angst and tempt me into the theater after all will still remain to be seen. There’s so much ugly in the world at the moment I don’t need or want it in my escapism, please and thank you.
The Odyssey will release on July 17, 2026.
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There is a little more plot, a glimpse of fighting on Earth, and definite comedic promise in this trailer. Also more side characters are introduced. Sounds like nostalgia is going to be a big part of the draw of this reboot, so for me the theatrical release is a miss.
There is a question, however, which I haven’t yet seen addressed: where is Orko? Are the clips and effects with copy-pasted look a hint that the production has, indeed, gone over where the fence is lowest and not even tried to include him?
MotU officially opens today, June 05, 2026.
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The news has been our for a while that Tolkien mega fan Stephen Colbert is working on a Middle-earth-themed movie script. The working title is The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past, and it will be written by Stephen Colbert, Peter McGee (Colbert’s son), and Philippa Boyens.
The project was confirmed well before April 01, which is good—I’ve seen some comments that it sounds like an April Fool’s prank.
The story is set 14 years after the passing of Frodo and has “Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.”
Apparently Colbert has said that the plot is “basically the chapter ‘Three is Company’ through ‘Fog on the Barrow-Downs'” and wondered whether “that could be its own story that could fit into the larger story? Could we make something that was completely faithful to the books while also being completely faithful to the movies that you guys [Peter Jackson et al.] had already made?'”
Hmm…! If the writing team is allowed to write (and capable of producing) a script faithful enough to the book, it might be really interesting. I’m looking forward to hearing more, at the least.
By all appearances, the Tolkien adaptation project The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum is chugging steadily along. As publicized earlier, Andy Serkis directs. The writing team consists of Philippa Boyens, Fran Walsh, Phoebe Gittins, and Arty Papageorgiou.
At this writing, according to IMDB, returning to their previous Middle-earth roles are Elijah Wood (Frodo), Ian McKellen (Gandalf), Lee Pace (Thranduil), and Andy Serkis (Gollum); new actors and/or roles include Kate Winslet as Marigol, Jamie Dornan as Strider, and Leo Woodall as Halvard.
It’s not surprising that a new role was created for Winslet, since female characters are few and far between in that section of Tolkien’s writing. However, there’s as of yet no indication what kinds of characters Marigol and Halvard might be or even which cultures or races they might come from.
Neither does it surprise me that Viggo Mortensen isn’t returning as Aragorn, as he’s getting on in years (and computer-aided de-aging is never very good anyway). Once the recasting was confirmed, there were a lot of speculation and rumors flying around. Apparently Dornan doesn’t yet have many big-name roles under his belt. I did see somewhere that the production was looking for someone who looks like a younger Viggo Mortensen; whether that’s true I have no idea, but it at least appears plausible.
Casting Lee Pace as Thranduil is nice; he did a fantastic job earlier and he’s still young enough to plausibly appear in the role. And, of course, seeing his character would be completely logical given Tolkien’s original references to Mirkwood and Mirkwood Elves around this plot element.
Apparently the start of production is happening this month. Actual progress! Reactor Mag also reports that filming will continue until October, and that HfG is the first planned movie in a duology. The production just might turn out to be more interesting than I thought earlier.
The release has been pushed forwards by a year (earlier info mentioned 2026). At this writing, HfG is slated to hit the theaters on Dec 17, 2027.
Images: Winslet in A Little Chaos, photo by Alex Bailey via IMDB. Dornan in New Worldsvia IMDB (cropped).
We see a little more in this version—like Adam starting to re-gather his team from jail—but how much more can there really be in an origin story? The fight scenes don’t seem to contain anything interesting, either. (I’m really not the prime target audience for this reboot, since it doesn’t seem to do anything new and inventive, merely new as in ‘an updated version’.) Adam’s relationships with his friend(s) on Earth show some comedic promise, at least.
I do wonder how they got such a cast to sign up for what appears a rather uninspired reboot? Unless the trailers lie again?
As MotU really was more my younger siblings’ cup of tea, I think for me it’ll be a movie to get from the library.
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Right. The biggest thing staring at me are the colors. They are too muted, IMO—by now there’s plenty of evidence that the ancient world was awash with color. Some of it is explained by the weather in the trailer scenes, but there really should be more color. Even the glimpse of Penelope’s (Anne Hathaway) turquoise gown is left in the shadow of her head, making it appear darker.
(This is a tendency in some modern films I just can’t abide; wash-out tones like sepia have never appealed to me. History was colorful! And don’t get me started on the pervasiveness of black. Like slapping on unnecessary buckles and straps, pretensions of historicity while choosing black clothes for earlier periods has started to seriously irk me. Sure, if your film is about puritans, go for it. The antiquity? Black is certainly not as omnipresent as this!)
Otherwise, we see hints of several scenes from the epic. Perhaps too many; the whole feels jumbled, disorganized, and erratic. I am likely to want to see the movie, but unfortunately this trailer did nothing to encourage me to visit a theater to do so. Endless dark scenes of men in dark costumes glancing apprehensively around in dark surroundings, while I myself am sitting in a dark auditorium, holds no attraction for me. (For that much dark, we have Finnish winters, thank you very much.) I might as well wait for the disc and see it at home in greater comfort to offset all of that gloom.
The Odyssey will open on July 17, 2026.
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Today would’ve been the birthday of Leslie Fish, folk musician and filker. She passed away at the end of November 2025.
Decades ago when I first discovered filk, Fish was one of the names I started to soon recognize. Some of the songs I still remember include “Carmen Miranda’s Ghost”, “Signy Mallory” with Mercedes Lackey, “Space Hero” and “One Last Battle” with Vic Tyler (I believe), and “Wind’s Four Quarters” with Mercedes Lackey and Heather Alexander.
“Hope Eyrie” is the only one of hers I’ve sung in a crowd, the last time at a filk worshop at Ropecon 2024 or 2025 (or maybe both), which is an indication of her enduring influence.
RIP, Ms. Fish.
An occasional feature on music and sound-related notions.
Well, now. This is clearly an origin story. I’m hazy on how—and why—would little Adam be sent to Earth to hide and what, exactly, there is at Castle Grayskull to protect in this version of the story. Perhaps that’ll become clearer in future trailers.
The protagonist is played by Nicholas Galitzine, a complete unknown to me, but the supporting cast has some very big names like Morena Baccarin, Idris Elba, Jared Leto, James Purefoy, and Kristen Wiig, and smaller familiar ones like Alison Brie, Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, and Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson.
Like Molly Templeton said at Reactor magazine, so far it “looks like the generic version of Thor: Ragnarok, as ordered from a questionable website.” Agreed! Also, some clips and effects look almost like they’re copy-pasted from other Marvel Cinematic Universe content.
I haven’t bothered to dig up the MCU cinematographers or visual effects companies for comparison, to see whether there is a real overlap or whether this could be a case of a visual language being increasingly adopted within the genre movie industry in general. (It could also be a blatant case of stylistic copying to try and lure in MCU fans, of course.)
But I do have to wonder, if visuals across big productions are starting to resemble each other to this extent, what does it forebode for future genre action movies? I’ve gotten quite tired of the stagnant action movie structure, to be honest. For a while the larger story arc across the separate MCU movies was interesting, since it had never been done before on that scale. (In fact, MCU reminds me of Babylon 5, the first to introduce really extensive story arcs for SFFnal tv shows.) But is there going to be anything interesting that’ll define action franchises anymore? Thematic differences like fast custom cars (vroom vroom!) or superpowered individuals or big monsters will remain, sure, but anything worth caring about? I guess I’m hankering after a paradigm shift in action movies, really.
Annnyway. 🙂
Travis Knight is directing a script by Chris Butler, Aaron Nee, Adam Nee, and Dave Callaham. Callaham at least I recognize from the 2014 Godzilla, Wonder Woman 1984, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.
The release date for the U.S. and U.K. for MotU is listed as June 05, 2026.
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When you’re designing a settlement for your player characters to visit, one thing you might want to include is local religious establishments like temples and shrines. In a world where divine beings actively grant powers to their followers, adventurers can visit these establishments looking for magical services, just like they might head to a tavern to listen for rumors or go to the local blacksmith to get their armor repaired. Here’s a homebrewed guide to temple services, suitable for Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition (2024), that you can use or adapt for your own games.
Temples in town
The first step is to determine what kind of holy places exist in the town you’re creating. Not all gods are worshiped everywhere, and not every settlement can support a large religious sector.
Holy places come in three sizes: shrine, temple, and grand temple.
A shrine is a small, humble place where the faithful can make offerings and present prayers to the gods that matter in their daily lives. A shrine typically does not have a full-time staff performing rituals, but one or two dedicated caretakers who make sure that it stays tidy and welcoming. Local people will know who to go to if some special services are needed. A shrine and its custodians can offer only services of rank 1.
A temple is a larger structure with a dedicated full-time staff of priests and acolytes. Regular religious rituals are carried out here, and there is usually someone on hand who can see to the needs of worshipers and visitors in between their duties to the god. A temple can offer services up to rank 2.
A grand temple is a community unto itself, containing a sanctuary for the god, treasuries for storing valuable offerings, and residences for a full-time staff of priests, along with the kitchens, workshops, storage sheds, and other mundane necessities for keeping the community going. A full hierarchy attends the grand temple, from the high priest and hierophants down to the acolytes learning their first prayers and the workers supplying the priests’ daily needs. Receiving visitors and attending to their religious needs is part of the routine work of the grand temple, and some of its staff are dedicated to doling out the god’s favors to adventurers and other folk in need. A grand temple offers all services.
Each religious institution in a town also serves one particular god and belongs to that god’s divine domain. This homebrew system includes options for gods in the domains of Death, Knowledge, Life, Light, Nature, Tempest, Trickery, and War, but you can use these examples as a basis for adding other domains as your setting requires.
When you are designing a settlement, it shouldn’t be too hard to decide what sort of holy places can be found there: a small village in the woods may not have much more than shrines for Life and Nature deities, while a huge port city probably has temples for every domain and a grand temple for a Tempest god.
If you want to randomly generate your settlement’s places of worship (either to save yourself a little thinking effort, or just because math rocks going clicky-clack is fun) here’s a couple of tables you can use.
First, roll 1d6 and adjust the roll depending on the size of the settlement, from -4 for a tiny village to +4 for a huge metropolis.
Adjusted roll
Religious institutions in town
-3
None
-2
1 shrine
-1
1 shrine
0
2 shrines
1
3 shrines
2
4 shrines
3
4 shrines, 1 temple
4
3 shrines, 2 temples
5
2 shrines, 3 temples
6
1 shrine, 4 temples
7
5 temples
8
5 temples, 1 grand temple
9
6 temples, 1 grand temple
10
6 temples, 2 grand temples
For each religious institution in your settlement, roll 1d8 to determine which domain it belongs to, rerolling any rolls that give the same result as one already rolled.
1d8
Domain
1
Death
2
Knowledge
3
Life
4
Light
5
Nature
6
Tempest
7
Trickery
8
War
Services available
The tables below list the services available in each domain, the rank of each service, and its cost. A description of all services is given after the tables.
The cost given in the tables below is for characters who wish to pay for services in cash, and includes the cost of any necessary material components, which the priest performing the service provides. As an alternative, some other means of payment are suggested in the next section.
Services are granted to the character requesting and paying for them, or to another creature or object that character designates. The recipient of a service knows what effect they are receiving, and a service fails if the recipient is unwilling to receive it. Only one service can be active on a given creature or object at a time, but one creature can carry multiple objects with different services active on them.
Services marked with an asterisk (*) are spells found in the Player’s Handbook or the System Reference Document 5.2.1. A brief description is given below for convenience, but see one of those sources for fuller information if needed. If a character receives one of these spells as a service, apply the following conditions:
The spell is cast at its lowest level.
The spellcaster’s ability is Wisdom, and their ability modifier is +4.
A spell provided as a service does not require concentration from either the priest providing it or the creature receiving it.
A spell cast as a service can only affect the creature who received the service or an object they carry, even if the spell normally allows its caster to choose another or multiple targets.
Any spell whose duration is either Instantaneous or 12 hours or longer takes effect exactly as listed in the spell description as soon as the service is provided.
Any spell that has a duration more than Instantaneous but less than 12 hours does not take effect immediately. The service instead creates an aura of magical potential around the receiving creature which lasts for 24 hours. At any time during that 24 hours, the creature may take a Magic action to activate the spell. The spell immediately becomes active and lasts for its full duration.
Death
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Death.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Detect Poison and Disease*
50 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of the Grave
5 GP
2
Gentle Repose*
50 GP
2
Grace of the Departed
125 GP
3
Raise Dead*
700 GP
3
Speak with Dead*
100 GP
Knowledge
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Knowledge.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Detect Magic*
50 GP
1
Detect Poison and Disease*
50 GP
1
Identify*
60 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of Sagacity
10 GP
2
Augury*
80 GP
2
Grace of the Wise
50 GP
3
Sending*
100 GP
3
Speak with Dead*
200 GP
3
Tongues*
200 GP
Life
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Life.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Bless*
25 GP
1
Cure Wounds*
1 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of Healing
5 GP
2
Grace of the Protector
50 GP
2
Lesser Restoration*
75 GP
2
Protection from Poison*
125 GP
3
Protection from Energy*
200 GP
3
Raise Dead*
700 GP
3
Remove Curse*
100 GP
Light
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Light.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Bless*
25 GP
1
Cure Wounds*
1 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of Flame
5 GP
1
Shield of Faith*
50 GP
2
Augury*
80 GP
2
Grace of the Illuminated
50 GP
2
Magic Weapon*
125 GP
3
Dispel Magic*
100 GP
Nature
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Nature.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Cure Wounds*
1 GP
1
Detect Poison and Disease*
50 GP
1
Goodberry*
25 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of the Serpent
5 GP
1
Longstrider*
50 GP
2
Gentle Repose*
50 GP
2
Grace of the Wild
50 GP
2
Protection from Poison*
125 GP
3
Water Breathing*
100 GP
Tempest
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Tempest.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Cure Wounds*
1 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of the Storm
5 GP
1
Longstrider*
50 GP
2
Grace of the Winds
25 GP
2
Magic Weapon*
125 GP
3
Water Breathing*
100 GP
Trickery
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of Trickery.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Detect Poison and Disease*
50 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of Cunning
10 GP
1
Protection from Evil and Good*
75 GP
2
Grace of the Dissembler
50 GP
2
Lesser Restoration*
75 GP
3
Dispel Magic*
100 GP
3
Remove Curse*
100 GP
3
Tongues*
200 GP
War
The following services are available from a shrine, temple, or grand temple of a deity of War.
Rank
Service
Cost
1
Bless*
25 GP
1
Cure Wounds*
1 GP
1
Lesser Blessing of Wrath
5 GP
1
Shield of Faith*
50 GP
2
Grace of the Marauder
100 GP
2
Magic Weapon*
125 GP
3
Protection from Energy*
200 GP
Descriptions of Services
The ranks of services and the domains which can offer them are given in parentheses after the name for reference. Services marked with an asterisk (*) are spells found in the Player’s Handbook or the System Reference Document 5.2.1. A brief description is given below for convenience, but see one of those sources for fuller information if needed.
Augury* (2 – Knowledge, Light)
School: Divination
Duration: Instantaneous
Consult a divine force about a specific course of action and receive a positive or negative omen.
Bless* (1 – Life, Light, War)
School: Enchantment
Duration: 1 minute
Add 1d4 whenever you make an attack or save roll. (Note: when received as a service, this spell targets only the creature that received the service.)
Detect Poison and Disease* (1 – Death, Knowledge, Nature, Trickery)
School: Divination
Duration: 10 minutes
Become aware of any source of poison or disease within 30 feet.
Dispel Magic* (3 – Light, Trickery)
School: Abjuration
Duration: Instantaneous
Ends one magical effect of level 3 or lower.
Gentle Repose* (2 – Death, Nature)
School: Necromancy
Duration: 10 days
A recently deceased creature is protected from decay and becoming Undead.
Goodberry* (1 – Nature)
School: Conjuration
Duration: 24 hours
Create 10 berries, each of which heals 1 Hit Point and provides nourishment for one day.
Grace of the Departed (2 – Death)
School: Necromancy
Duration: 24 hours
Whenever a spell you cast causes a creature to make a Constitution saving throw, it does so at Disadvantage.
Grace of the Dissembler (2 – Trickery)
School: Enchantment
Duration: 24 hours
You have Advantage on Charisma (Deception) and Dexterity (Stealth) checks.
Grace of the Illuminated (2 – Light)
School: Evocation
Duration: 24 hours
You may use a Magic action to cast the spell Light, requiring no material components. You may cast this spell any number of times while this service lasts. When you cast Light using this service, Wisdom is your spellcasting attribute, and if your Wisdom modifier is less than +4, it is considered +4 for purposes of this spell.
Grace of the Marauder (2 – War)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
You gain a +1 bonus to your attack rolls and AC.
Grace of the Protector (2 – Life)
School: Abjuration
Duration: 24 hours
Whenever you roll dice to restore Hit Points to any creature, that creature also receives Temporary Hit Points equal to the highest number on any one of the dice you rolled.
Grace of the Wild (2 – Nature)
School: Enchantment
Duration: 24 hours
You have Advantage on Intelligence (Nature) and Wisdom (Survival) checks.
Grace of the Winds (2 – Tempest)
School: Evocation
Duration: 24 hours
Once per turn, when you deal damage to another creature, you may move your target up to 10 feet away from you or move yourself up to 10 feet away from your target. (This movement does not provoke opportunity attacks.)
Grace of the Wise (2 – Knowledge)
School: Enchantment
Duration: 24 hours
You have advantage on Intelligence (Arcana) and Intelligence (History) checks.
Identify* (1 – Knowledge)
School: Divination
Duration: Instantaneous
Learn the properties of one magical object.
Lesser Blessing of Flame (1 – Light)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
An enchantment is placed on one weapon of your choice. That weapon deals either Fire or Radiant damage in addition to any other types of damage it deals (you choose the type of damage when receiving the service).
Lesser Blessing of Cunning (1 – Trickery)
School: Enchantment
Duration: 24 hours
Choose 1 skill based on Dexterity or Charisma. An enchantment is placed on an item you carry. Any creature carrying that item gains a bonus equal to their proficiency bonus to d20 checks made with that skill.
Lesser Blessing of Healing (1 – Life)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
An enchantment is placed on an item you carry. Whenever a creature carrying that item casts a spell with a spell slot that restores Hit Points to any creature, that spell restores a number of additional Hit Points equal to the caster’s proficiency bonus.
Lesser Blessing of Sagacity (1 – Knowledge)
School: Enchantment
Duration: 24 hours
Choose 1 skill based on Intelligence or Wisdom. An enchantment is placed on an item you carry. Any creature carrying that item gains a bonus equal to their proficiency bonus to d20 checks made with that skill.
Lesser Blessing of the Grave (1 – Death)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
An enchantment is placed on one weapon of your choice. That weapon deals either Necrotic or Psychic damage in addition to any other types of damage it deals (you choose the type of damage when receiving the service).
Lesser Blessing of the Serpent (1 – Nature)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
An enchantment is placed on one weapon of your choice. That weapon deals either Acid or Poison damage in addition to any other types of damage it deals (you choose the type of damage when receiving the service).
Lesser Blessing of the Storm (1 – Tempest)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
An enchantment is placed on one weapon of your choice. That weapon deals either Lightning or Thunder damage in addition to any other types of damage it deals (you choose the type of damage when receiving the service).
Lesser Blessing of Wrath (1 – War)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
An enchantment is placed on one weapon of your choice. That weapon deals either Force or Radiant damage in addition to any other types of damage it deals (you choose the type of damage when receiving the service).
Lesser Restoration* (2 – Life, Trickery)
School: Abjuration
Duration: Instantaneous
Remove Blinded, Deafened, Paralyzed, or Poisoned conditions.
Longstrider* (1 – Nature, Tempest)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 1 hour
Your Speed increases by 10 feet.
Magic Weapon* (2 – Light, Tempest, War)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 1 hour
A weapon you touch becomes a magic weapon with +1 to attack and damage rolls.
Protection from Energy* (3 – Life, War)
School: Abjuration
Duration: 1 hour
Gain Resistance to one damage type: Acid, Cold, Fire, Lightning, or Thunder.
Protection from Evil and Good* (1 – Trickery)
School: Abjuration
Duration: 10 minutes
You are protected against Aberrations, Celestials, Elementals, Fey, Fiends, and Undead. ( Note: when received as a service, this spell targets only the creature that received the service.)
Protection from Poison* (2 – Life, Nature)
School: Abjuration
Duration: 1 hour
Gain Resistance to Poison damage and Advantage on saving throws against the Poisoned condition. ( Note: when received as a service, this spell targets only the creature that received the service.)
Raise Dead* (3 – Death, Life)
School: Necromancy
Duration: Instantaneous
Revive a creature that has been dead less than 10 days.
Remove Curse* (3 – Life, Trickery)
School: Abjuration
Duration: Instantaneous
Remove all curses affecting an object or creature.
Sending* (3 – Knowledge)
School: Divination
Duration: Instantaneous
Send a message of 25 words or less to another creature.
Shield of Faith* (1 – Light, War)
School: Abjuration
Duration: 10 minutes
Gain +2 AC. (Note: when received as a service, this spell targets only the creature that received the service.)
Speak with Dead* (3 – Death, Knowledge)
School: Necromancy
Duration: 10 minutes
Ask 5 questions of a corpse.
Tongues* (3 – Knowledge, Trickery)
School: Divination
Duration: 1 hour
Understand any spoken or signed language. ( Note: when received as a service, this spell targets only the creature that received the service.)
Water Breathing* (3 – Nature, Tempest)
School: Transmutation
Duration: 24 hours
Gain the ability to breathe under water. (Note: when received as a service, this spell targets only the creature that received the service.)
Alternative payment
Instead of a donation in coin, you might offer your player characters a chance to pay for their services with services of their own. This can be a good option for a cash-strapped party, and can also provide opportunities for side quests or for downtime activities to let your players practice some of their lesser-used skills. Here are some suggestions to consider:
Rank 1 services
Entertain the children at the local orphanage for an afternoon (Life, Trickery)
Fix a leaky roof, patch gaps in the walls, replace some broken floor tiles, or perform other simple maintenance in the temple (Nature, Tempest)
Gather firewood for the temple from nearby woods (Light, Nature)
Gather wild plants to restock the temple’s store of spell reagents (Knowledge, Life, Nature, Tempest)
Participate in a solemn funeral procession for a recently deceased local hero (Death, Light)
Play a small, harmless prank on the priests of a rival temple (Trickery)
Recount tales of your party’s adventures to be recorded for posterity (Knowledge, Light, Trickery, War)
Spar with some paladin trainees (Light, War)
Tidy up the local graveyard (Death, Nature)
Rank 2 services
Clean out a local village’s irrigation channels (Life, Tempest)
Convince some mischievous wood sprites to move out of a sacred grove (Light, Nature, Trickery)
Deliver needed medicines and potions to an outlying village (Life, Nature)
Fight a demonstration duel against a band of chosen champions for paladin initiates to observe and learn from (Light, War)
Find a ghost that has been haunting a local crypt and find out what it needs to be able to move on into the afterlife (Death, Knowledge, Light)
Fish, hunt, and gather foods from the local wilderness for a communal feast (Life, Nature, Tempest)
Join in the funeral games for a fallen local hero and win at least one victory in the god’s name (Death, Life, War)
Spy on a local criminal syndicate to find out where their meeting spot is so the authorities can deal with them (Knowledge, Light, Trickery)
Rank 3 services
Compose and stage a play about the party’s adventures for the entertainment and education of local townsfolk (Knowledge, Life, War)
Hunt a wild beast that has been terrorizing villages the hinterlands (Light, Nature, Tempest)
Investigate the local noble houses to determine which of them has been skimming off the temple tithes (Knowledge, Light, Trickery)
Keep an overnight vigil in a local graveyard on a night when minor evil spirits are known to wander. Keep the spirits distracted to stop them from causing trouble. (Death, Trickery)
Recover a lost relic last known to have been in the possession of a fallen hero, who may have since become undead (Death, Light, War)
Seek out and defeat a minor local bandit or other troublemaker (Life, War)
Spend a stormy night standing watch at a dangerous headland and rescue the survivors from ships that founder in the waves (Life, Light, Tempest)
Track a noble beast that was gravely wounded but not killed in an upstart noble’s botched hunt and put the creature out of its pain (Death, Nature)
Oh, I had not come across this—a new Robin Hood adaptation is coming to the big screen. It involves an old, wounded Robin, and they’ve scored quite a big name for the titular role: Hugh Jackman.
Here’s a trailer:
The Death of Robin Hood | Official Trailer HD | A24 by A24 on YouTube
There are some impressive locations and cinematic beauty, like when the little girl (who sounds like one of the protagonists) and Robin meet in the woods and he promises to make her a bow. Sadly, though, I find the trailer a bit too vague; too many flashbacks to Robin’s past, perhaps? Also, some of the scenes are too dark to see. While that’s a benefit for me when really graphic violence is depicted, I can’t say I really care for either. (I wish the movie business would get out of the if-it’s-fantasy-it-must-be-explicitly-violent-because-Game-of-Thrones-was-and-that-did-great rut already!)
It seems that Jackman is the only name I know from the cast. Even the writer-director Michael Sarnoski is completely unknown to me, so I can’t even guess at the style of story this might be. I do like what I see of the adult and young female protagonists, though (played by Jodie Comer and Faith Delaney, it looks like).
While there is something to be said for a tale where a man and a girl form a meaningful connection, this doesn’t look like a movie for me. (Like I implied in my post about the 2025 Red Sonja reboot, there is no longer a need to see absolutely everything SFFnal if you want to see anything, since the selection has grown so much.) We’ll see if that changes with further trailers.
According to IMDB, The Death of Robin Hood has only two release dates at this writing: one for Mexico on May 28, 2026, and merely 2026 for United States.
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