Rise of Azshara is out! We’ve been taking it slowly, partly because the new zones remind us of Argus (and not always in positive ways—for example the drop rates, the rep farming) and partly because adulting is a thing. Mechagon looks fun, albeit maybe small; we’ve barely started there.
Anyway, the other night we first played some new zone content, especially Nazjatar, and then rolled through earlier Battle for Azeroth dungeons when my brain apparently went into bad jokes mode. Here are three of the funnier ones:
You could say that the drop rate for these Fathom Flesh is… abysmal.
I really hit the bottom with that one!
A tank and a healer walk into a 5-man dungeon. Three hours later they walk out.
Told you they were bad! 🙂
(Okay, fortunately it really doesn’t take three hours for the two of us to clear a BfA dungeon, but it does feel like very slow going!)
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Co-Geeking 
My wife always accuses me of trying to kill her when I give her a ride and start jumping down waterfalls. I have bouncy, and an enchant to reduce damage. The other night she got a good laugh when she moved off to get an herb, and I misjudged a particular drop, instead of landing in a pool midway, I went all the way to the bottom. I survived briefly with less than 12,000 hp. Unfortunately the elite abyssal worm thought I looked tasty.
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Ooo, that sounds like a useful combo. (And fun! Although I’d probably be with your wife on the heights issue…) Sorry you had the worm come ruin such an epic survival moment.
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