Like you can gather from the season 1 rating post, we’re re-watching Doctor Who. An expected consequence is I’m having bit of a Doctor brain. Case in point: the comic I found funniest in this collection of imaginary text messages between Batman and Superman involved the Doctor.
Batman: Why do you always change in a phonebooth?
Superman: I like them. A blue one showed up on Krypton once. My father said it’s where heroes come from.
Batman: Was it bigger on the inside?
Superman: YES! I think my pediatrician owned it. He’s the one who told Jor-El to send me to Earth. He said being the last makes us stronger.
Batman: I’m familiar with The Doctor. I’m surprised he didn’t save Krypton.
The Doctor: Fixed point in time. I am so sorry.
LOLed—and groaned.
Yoinked from Texts from Superheroes, a project of stand-up comedian Andrew Ivimey and Internet comedian Diana McCallum, and part of the From Superheroes Network.
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