Hypothetical Rock-ing Doctor Who and Companion

Upon seeing Hayley Atwell declare her desire to be Doctor Who in this tweet

Carolyn Cox at The Mary Sue suggested that Atwell’s Doctor be paired with a companion played by The Rock (who apparently is hankering to work with Atwell).

Oh, yes! Where can I throw my money at to make this happen?!

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