More Silly WoW Battle Pet Names

A while ago Eppu shared some of her best silly names for her battle pets in World of Warcraft. In that same spirit, here are a few of mine. (Be warned: some terrible puns ahead.)

First, let’s start with my Erudite Manafiend, which is name Garkthyn. “What’s so silly about that?” you might be wondering. Well, Grakthyn accompanies my warlock, whose voidwalker is called Grak’thyk. You could say they’ve been through thyk and thyn together. (Don’t worry—it gets worse.)

Male Turkeys (which are the ones who display their fan of tail feathers like this) are called toms, which is all I’m going to say about why mine is named Bombadil.

My Fossilized Hatchling is named Boneyparts. (Yes, that’s a Napoleon reference.)

When there’s something strange in the old barn yard, who ya gonna call? Goatbuster! (Ghastly Kid)

My Lurking Owl Kitten is called Hootenanny, because why not?

The Anubisath Idol stands with its hands poised ready to strike. Why else would I call mine Idol Hands?

Some of my pets are named in Finnish. My Sinister Squashling is named Kauhea Kurpitsa, which is Finnish for “horrible pumpkin.”

Another one is Lentokone, my Ancient Nest Guardian. This pet is a mechanical type that can temporarily turn into a flying type. “Lentokone” is the Finnish word for airplane, but litterally it means “flying machine,” which felt appropriate.

Maybe someday Dark Whelpling will grow up to be another Smaug, but for now it’s just a Smig.

Got any good pet names you want to share?

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4 thoughts on “More Silly WoW Battle Pet Names

  1. jeff conner November 29, 2020 / 16:07

    My see-through pet that I use for my hunter is called Andy Griffin and he’s the ghost Griffin, my pet that constantly spins and is a rock creature I named of course him Rocky

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    • Erik November 29, 2020 / 17:41

      Good ones!

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  2. meemoland March 4, 2021 / 17:15

    I have some beetles called John, Paul, George and Ringo… My argent squire is called Tin Tin (just look at him) and my guild vendor “pet” is called Seven Eleven.

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    • Erik March 6, 2021 / 10:19

      Tin Tin! That’s perfect!

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